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browne. the notorious pab. and she is funnier than a clown smothering a mime with confetti. and bill schulz is off getting de loused and filling in with him is a jerk named gavin mcguiness. you can find him on a website, and his book is called how to bleep in public. i said bleep so we don't have to bleep it afterwards. it saves editing time. and if insightful commentary was a drum i would bang him. and he has a book too. it is new and swrus -- just out and we will talk about it called the tierney of cliches. they are available a any bookstore. >>> did the may day plan include destroying a span? on tuesday a big day for anti-wall vetters worldwide a group of men connected to the occupy cleaveland group were arrested for plotting to blowup a bridge. according to the fbi, the suspects showed interest in causing financial damage with one saying, quote, may 1st is going to be crazy. i prefer off the hook. anyway, on this day of protest, hey meme reined, sort of. the anti-establishment a holes smashed windows and threw paintballs. the police station couldn't fight back. and envelopes with
in the forest. i am here with fox newschannel an ter patty app brown. i am losing my -- patti ann browne. i am losing my mind. and if he was the chicken dance i would do him at a wedding. and he can't find a vein anymore. my repulsive sidekick, bill schulz. and he was called the funniest and best looking bald man in the business, but howie mandell was busy and so next to me was robert kelly looking sexy. and the nation throws a fit because he is full of -- crap. good to see you pinch. >> today in "the times" he writes of al-qaeda's long-time love of poetry. here is a translated selection. "relike flying into towers and hate taking showers. if you are into stoney women give us a holla. death to americans and praise allah." >> there you go. >> there we do go. >> i said that. >> i agree. >> i want to move on. it is saturday morning. >>> has a week in may ever been this gay? you couldn't lose with nonstraight news. to recap, obama came out in support of same-sex marriage. romney reportedly bullied a gay classmate 40 years ago. travolta was accused of masseuse abuse. and then to end his dizzying we
to the economy. and downtown jerry brown is going to tax the last six guys. and now this guy is basically his slogan, his campaign slogan is i need dope in order to focus. you can't pay attention. >> if you keep stressing that marijuana is fun, no one is going to legalize it. or if you call it medical marijuana no one will legalize it. that works. brooke you are high right now. i can smell you from a mile away. do you think obama is a hipocrite on drug laws? >> loaded question. i want to address your other point. if you are going to admit to smoking pot while running for congress, admit you like it. that's the reason. none of this bs, the add or attention deficit disorder, that's not why people smoke pot. number two, if you want to attack it, your beef is not with the feds. it is with the supreme court. they ruled that growing a personal plant of marijuana and smoking it and not selling it somehow is a substantial affect on interstate commerce. that is the credible legal argument gets the feds regulating marijuana. joy that's why we have her here. -- >> that's why we have her here. never mind
is lore -- laura brown. she is the speaker at harper's bizarre magazine. and if thoughtful commentary were squat thrusts i would do him every day. and his latest book is called how to bleep in public. i saved them time. and his scabies have crabs, my sidekick bill schulz. and he is better looking than debbie and the only gibson in my life that matters. the great john gibson the host of the john gibson show. and he cackles in delight our new york times correspondent. good to see you, pinch. >> today times panelists ask is it healthier to love the body you have or strive to be fit? on a personal note i have come to love my body. ♪ we're headed to the bar ♪ no shoes ♪ no shirt ♪ we still get service i have passion in my pants ♪ ♪ and i apt afraid to show it ♪ ♪ i'm sexy and i know it ♪ wiggle, wiggle, wiggle >> nice. >> it is nice, my body. >> why do we start this show with you? >> wiggle, wiggle ?ie. can we have it both ways when it comes to gays? it is getting harder. the vp said he is, quote, absolutely comfortable, end quote with same-sex marriage and deemed the right to
a break. what do rain drops on roses and bright copper kettles and warm mittens and brown paper packages tied up in strings have in common? anthony discussing his latest book "these are a few of my favorite things." but first, what did david letterman claim he was guilty of? not doing the top 10 list. >>> he says it is only because that is the comedy hand he was health. dealt. here is the gap toothed host talking with regis philbin. >> i think a case could be made that we are leaning one side to the other. but it is not driven out of anything more serious than it was easier to make fun of. >> it is all about getting the laughs. >> you are desperate when you are out there and you want to get a laugh. when you hear the first laugh you can relax a little bit. >> the name of the program two old dudes complaining about stuff. for more let's go to "red eye"'s senior media correspondent. >> oh my god. >> all right, now let's talk about the prostitutes. >> jedediah, are you buying what dave is selling? >> i am not buying it. i have two words for him joe biden. joe biden is not easily made fun of
. they all have a little brown on their face, and it is usually their nose. write that down. >> you really need to write it down. >> it makes a short story longer. i'll be back. >> not with that material. >> are you lucky people know you. you are the best looking guy that ever killed people in my life. you -- usually people that kill people in my family are 300 pounds with a beard and they are women. anyway, you are starting to annoy me. i'm sorry -- >> answer the question. >> who do you think baker killed? >> i can find out. no, being in -- i am sick of this politically correct stuff and the ethnic stuff. i used to love to roast people and they made fun of each other. sammy davis, imagine him jumping up and saying -- he would be like -- >> great point. >> we are different and god made us that way. there are black, white, yellow, green, but get over this. who ever you are up there -- where is the camera? who ever you are out there, i am making fun of everybody. if you have a problem come to my show and we will talk about it. if it is funny, it is funny. he stunk. i will tell you the truth.
it politics as usual and blamed scott brown even though he had thouing to do with it. speaking of trying to be someone you are not. >> in the backyard we found a unicorn. >> i have been there before wearing a little pink outfit and i felt just as bad. leeann, warren will deny this, but i believe she is lying. she made a living off this. this was in a directory and harvard proclaimed her minority status. shouldn't she drop out? >> well, i am not so sure it calls for that. but i think when you are running for office with people in the public, you should be truthful. like obama it bugs me when i saw a press conference with an interviewer asking her questions. she is like, well, you know, it was a longtime ago. i thought i was going to meet some people because i checked the box. i didn't really meet and talk to new people. >> she did not deny it. that was the hard thing. she obviously used it to her advantage. the oppressed is now the oppressor. but there is something satisfying about this story. diversity is being used so often for the career advantage, and to see somebody get caught out on
this story, she is a democrat running in the senate against brown. she once listed herself as a minority in a book of law proofers. she said she is cha you are key because of her great, great, great grands father. then they found out he was not cherokee, but he round up the cherokees in 1837. now they are writing, quote, you see, some of us have independent ledone our own research and we know you have no documentation supporting your claim of cherokee ancestry. we wonder why you have the right to believe cherokee ancestry and call yourself a native american. for more, let's go live to "red eye" senior political cor -- correspondent who has been following it from the beginning. always on to much things that cat. dana, if you were working for warren, what would be your advice right now? >> get out. >> i don't know if she would take that advice. i probably wouldn't be working for her anymore. >> i think when you hand your resignation over, that would be saying, i am getting out. >> part of the problem too is they have five stories before they get to this one. and so it has become -- it is n
makes you feel -- >> no, probably not. again they gave us eric niece. they gave us downtown julie brown. >> love her. >> and the other julie brown that lived in midtown or something. lovely girl. but this is like absolute bottom of the barrel stuff. the questions were great. i was thinking about how you would answer them. the answers are the same. why haven't you done this before? it is because i am horribly unattractive. are you planing on doing this with your girlfriend? i don't have a girlfriend. i am writing to mtv so they can watch me fail. and then the last great question was do people make fun of you? yes so therefore i am going on mtv and say i am a huge virgin. >> that's an interesting point, bill. we are in this age of anti-bullying. this is almost setting up kids for being bullied, right? >> it is cool. i am sitting at the table with a bunch of communists. as the lone capitalist i will say there is nothing more awkward and depressing than losing somebody's virginity, i have read. and this is a case where one can at least make money off of it. i'm sure probably a lot of money
wire all the time. i had to buy a kris brown song the other day. i can't help it. it's catchy. i like a couple of his songs. >> this is last time on the show. >> 72 trillion, just shy of the grosses income of every country in the world 76 trillion dollars. just imagine all that money. don't talk, just imagine. imagine all those benjamins or am i falling into a trap? >> you are falling into a trap. >> i call them washingtons. >> call them georges. >> the surprising thing about the story is it's not surprising. lawyers are terrible. they actually sat around a table and they said, we ought to do this. we ought to sue for this. is it too big. no, it's perfect. let's do it. then you assume you are going to settle for less so ask for some ridiculous amount. >> it's not reality. they have the class action suits. i get them in the mail all the time. lawyers -- we have to admit there is an economy and then this other economy like, ks cancerous. it is a good analogy that lawyers are a cancer on our society. we have law firms that are definitely cancerous tumors, they are like leaches. they are
imus in the morning. we've got patti ann browne and robert kelly is back. yea. >> hi, andy. >> on my radio show, how is it going? >> no, you are supposed to ask me to be on your -- no. >> would you be on my show, andy? i would love to have you on. i need a guest next week. >> what night? >> tuesday. jay tuesday is not good -- >> tuesday is not good for me. >> how about wednesday? >> wednesday is not good for me. >> do you want to tell people where to find it. >> larry o'connor show.com. check me out. internet radio at its best. >> and i hear you went to the kentucky derby? >> the big hats and the celebrities. my producer made me hop the fence for one of my first live shots. my dress went -- >> is that any reason to kill that person? >> everything was waist up the rest of the day. >> where is the fun in that. >> i hate to move on from that, but sherrod, car and driver show? >> every week, every monday, youtube channel, check it out. it is fun. >> all right. >> let me run and get the footage. actor is on. tonight. >> when it comes to the enthusiasm issue behind the romney campaign, key
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